⚠ NO ADULT SUPERVISION4444 BAD DECISIONSON ROBINHOOD CHAINRISK MANAGEMENT: ABSENTTHE ADULTS LEFT. THE TERMINAL STAYED ON.⚠ NO ADULT SUPERVISION4444 BAD DECISIONSON ROBINHOOD CHAINRISK MANAGEMENT: ABSENTTHE ADULTS LEFT. THE TERMINAL STAYED ON.
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Robinhood Chain // class of ???

UNSUPERVISED

4444 drawings made with zero adult supervision and even less risk management.
Somebody left a box of crayons next to an onchain trading terminal. We are still investigating who.
UNSUPERVISED artwork
UNSUPERVISED artwork
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DO NOT GIVE THESE KIDS LEVERAGE
UTILITY // allegedly useful

BAD IDEAS,
ONCHAIN.

nothing below is live yet. relax.
01
STAKING, BUT WORSE

TIMEOUT

Lock an UNSUPERVISED in timeout. The longer it sits there thinking about what it did, the more Demerits it collects. Demerits become the project's native score for access, raffles, experiments and whatever terrible idea comes next.

YOUR CHILD: #???? // DEMERITS: 0PUT IN TIMEOUT
02
ROYALTY TREASURY

LUNCH MONEY

A transparent pool funded by a portion of project royalties. Instead of pretending it's a sophisticated treasury, we call it what it is: the money the class definitely should not be trusted with.

CLASS WALLET // PUBLIC$0.00 STOLEN FROM LUNCH
03
NFT RAFFLE VAULT

LOST & FOUND

Lunch Money periodically sweeps NFTs from Robinhood Chain culture. They land in Lost & Found, then eligible holders get a shot at taking them home.

NEXT MYSTERY OBJECTLOCKED
04
WALLET PSYCHOLOGY TEST

BAD DECISION MACHINE

Connect a wallet and let an extremely unqualified machine judge your financial behavior. It spits out a Stonk IQ, a diagnosis and a rank. Holding Stonk Brokers, Stonk Traders or other ecosystem artifacts can make the diagnosis considerably worse.

87% JPEGs // 0% SHAMEFINANCIAL HAZARD
05
CROSS-COLLECTION STATUS

BAD INFLUENCE

Wallets holding UNSUPERVISED alongside selected Robinhood / Stonk ecosystem collections get special status, extra Demerit multipliers and future Hall Passes. Diversification, but emotionally.

STONK BROKER DETECTEDCERTIFIED BAD INFLUENCE
06
COMMUNITY CONTROL

PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE

Holders vote on what the Lunch Money should do next: sweep, raffle, collab, buyback, experiment or something the principal would absolutely veto.

CASE #0001: BUY SOMETHING STUPID?YES / ALSO YES
EXPERIMENT 004

BAD DECISION
MACHINE

A fake preview of the future wallet scanner. Press the button. Receive professional financial criticism from software that has never been supervised.

UNSUPERVISED OS v0.0.0 BOOTING BAD JUDGEMENT MODULE... ROBINHOOD CHAIN: DETECTED ADULT SUPERVISION: NOT FOUND > insert wallet [demo mode]
STONK IQ: ???
THE MONEY FLOW

WHERE DOES
THE LUNCH MONEY GO?

CURRENT CLASS FUND
$??

Royalty comes in. The class gets ideas. Things disappear from marketplaces and reappear in Lost & Found.

Mock interface only. Final mechanics, percentages and eligibility rules will be published before activation.
PROJECT ROYALTIES01
LUNCH MONEY WALLET02
ROBINHOOD NFT SWEEPS03
LOST & FOUND RAFFLES04